It is looking more and more like we will not have a golfer in the White House come January 2009 (not that we have one now).  That's too bad; the nation typically seems at peace when a golfer is President.  Bill Clinton, the first George Bush, Dwight Eisenhower (post-Korea), Howard Taft...all renowned for their love of the game, if not their ability, and all servants of the people during relatively peaceful times.  Of the golfer candidates currently running for the office, only former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani has even a remote chance of becoming President in 2009.  The other golfer, Bill Richardson, will soon have plenty of time to hone his game after dismal finishes in the Iowa and New Hampshire votes.
    However, the kindly Richardson, a former Cabinet official and Ambassador to the United Nations, could be a strong candidate for vice president on either an Obama or Clinton ticket.  The bet here is that he would be able to play a lot more vice presidential golf working for the strong-willed Clinton, who will count more on her husband for advice on foreign (ahem) affairs, than for the less-experienced Obama...
    Speaking of Giuliani, most of the pundits following his campaign find his strategy of going "all in" in Florida a bit strange.  The mayor hardly campaigned in Iowa, made a few appearances in the final days in New Hampshire, and will be a virtual no-show in upcoming primaries in Nevada and South Carolina.  But Mike
Romney doesn't have a golf handicap, but he does have a golf shirt with his name on it...

Taibbi, an MSNBC reporter, may have found the hidden meaning for the Florida strategy last night when his colleagues on the election coverage broadcast mentioned how unusually warm it was in New Hampshire.  I wasn't taping the coverage, so this is a rough paraphrase of what Taibbi said in response.
    "Well," he responded, "the mayor loves to play golf, so maybe this [the weather] will spur him along."
    Perhaps Giuliani, who carries a 16 handicap at two upscale Long Island courses, figures that if he loses in Florida, he can just stay there for a few days and play...
    We tried to find a handicap rating for Mitt Romney, but he isn't listed in Massachusetts, New Hampshire (where he owns a vacation home) or Michigan, one of the other states he claims as his home (he grew up there).  A Google search of "Romney" and "golf," however, does yield a number of web sites selling Mitt Romney golf shirts.  We're not sure the sartorially correct candidate would wear them, however.  They are kinda tacky; one has a garish and large script "Mitt 2008" stitched above the left breast.  But the description of the fabric as "mid-weight" could not be more appropriate for a campaign that has finished a disappointing second in two races it expected to win...
    Perhaps the most bizarre combination of golf and the politics of the season is a site called GolfVacationsExtra which certainly offers something "extra" beyond golf.  The site proprietor appears to be a Ron Paul supporter with a visceral dislike for Romney.  The site includes a string of videos purporting to show voting fraud by Romney staffers during a Florida straw poll.  They are a bit silly and shrill, so proceed at your own risk.

    The Internet, as we all know, is one giant marketplace.  Houses, cars, golf clubs, entire golf courses, Russian brides...virtually everything is available on the world wide web.  To steal a line from Arlo Guthrie's 1960s song "Alice's Restaurant," "you can get anything you want..." with just a few mouse clicks.
    The Internet is also one big swap meet, with sites like SwapVillage offering a way to dump stuff you don't want in exchange for someone else's unwanted stuff...or to loan out one of your most expensive possessions in exchange for someone else's expensive possession.  In just a few months, I am going to do just that.
    For the last six years, I have been a member of Homelink International, one of a number of web sites that serves as middleman for short-term exchanges of homes around the world.  HomeLink charges a modest
The couple offered their home near St. Andrews in exchange for ours in Pawleys Island.

annual fee to list your home and make it visible to thousands of others who are listing their own homes.  You also indicate which parts of the world you are most interested in visiting.  I probably receive a couple dozen emails each year from other HomeLink members, most of them from Canada and the British Isles, offering their homes for a week or two in exchange for our condo in Pawleys Island, SC.
    My brother, who owns a home in San Francisco, has made a number of successful exchanges with other members in Italy, France and New York City.  From my own observations as well as online discussions with other HomeLink members, homes in such iconic American cities as San Francisco and New York, as well as properties in Florida, are extremely popular with Europeans.  (This could be one of the only good reasons to pick up a distress condo in Miami, to use it as trade bait.)  
    We are about to conduct our first exchange. I was bound and determined to play golf in Scotland this year for the first time as a 60th birthday present to myself, but the rapid devaluation of the dollar was going to make that expensive, if not impossible.  As if by magic, I received an email a few months ago from a retired couple who live in Glasgow offering an exchange of their vacation home in Crail, on the east coast of Scotland just nine miles from St. Andrews, for our place in Pawleys Island.  Crail is itself home to two well-regarded links courses at The Crail Golfing Society, and courses at Elie and Lundin are within a few minutes drive.  The timing was perfect; in April George and Dorothy will stay at our condo in Pawleys Island, and in mid-June my son and I will stay in Crail.
    It has been fun emailing back and forth with George and Dorothy, providing them with recommendations on golf courses they should play near our home and getting the scoop from them on Crail and the local environs.  Tim and I will be dropping our names in the ballot box at St. Andrews every day until we win the lottery and get to play the Old Course.  Now all I have to do is learn how to drive on the "wrong" side of the road.
    HomeLink permits non-members to look at listings around the world, so if you want to check it out, click here.  In June, I'll be reporting on our experience in Scotland and our first turn at house swapping.