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A warm up at the modest driving range at Tobacco Road is almost mandatory to be limber enough to clear the two bunkers just over 200 yards from the men's tees.  The fairway opens up beyond the hills and provides an opportunity to reach the green in two on the par 5, but the approach is totally blind over another two hills.

 


    Mike Strantz, may he rest in peace, had a puckish streak.  For every conventional golf course he designed, like Caledonia Golf and Fish Club in South Carolina, he threw in a couple of whack jobs, none more whacky than Tobacco Road in Sanford, NC.  What his body of work lack in size it makes up for in controversy.  
    I played Tobacco Road yesterday with my son Tim, a huge Strantz fan.  It was in terrific shape and the weather cooperated (60F, sunny, a little breezy).  On a day that could as easily have been 40 degrees this time of year, the tee sheet was filled into the early afternoon, confirmation that Tobacco Road has reached iconic status in the eastern half of the U.S.  Indeed, virtually every golfer I have met in New England has played the course, low handicappers and high-teens players alike.  Most love it and a few, like me, love and loathe it.  
    I'm in transit back to Connecticut after dropping Tim at college, but I'll try to articulate my ambivalence about Tobacco Road in the coming days.  For now, enjoy a photo of the starting hole (above) and two of the finishing hole (below).  Some of my best shots of the day were with the camera.

 

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By the time you reach the 18th tee, you have either become used to the intimidating and blind tee shots over the wilderness, or you have been brought to your knees.  It takes about 185 yards to reach the fairway and an "aiming flue" at the top of the hill shows the way...

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...but you are left with a blind approach shot unless your tee shot winds up within a 10 yard band in the fairway.  Yesterday, the pin was on the side of a hill, and any chip or putt from left of it could not be held within five feet of the cup. 

    For those of us with Walter Mitty dreams of running our own golf course, the story of Parkland Golf Club in Greenwood, SC, sends a sober chill up the spine.  After more than 20 years, the course has closed, and although I was unable to talk with anyone associated with the club, simple math tells all we need to know
    Parkland was designed by John Park and opened in 1985; no telling if the course's name was a tribute to the architect or reflected the environment.  The few photos I was able to find show something of a parkland setting.  Greenwood is midway between the cities of Columbia, the state capital, and the sophisticated Greenville.  The

The 18-hole Parkland Golf Club is available for the cost of a home at the Cliffs Communities.

Greenwood County Airport is adjacent to the course and can accommodate small private planes.  The course is set within a community of homes with prices that will remind you of the 1970s (they start below $200,000).
    Up to the end, the semi-private Parkland was a bargain to play, with green fees topping out at $28.  But in its final years, the course generated just 10,000 rounds per year, 18,000 at the peak a few years earlier.  Simple multiplication says it all:  10,000 rounds at a maximum of $28 means the course owner had less than $300,000 annually from golf operations to pay all expenses and reinvest in the golf course.  These days, that hardly seems enough to pay for the gas in the lawn mowers let alone improvements to the course. 

    Local golf competition in a sparsely populated area also had to be a factor.  Within 10 miles, there are a half dozen other public golf courses and a few private ones.  A local nine-hole course also closed recently.
    Coldwell Banker's National Sales center has the listing for the course in behalf of the bank holding the note on the property.  The price for the 18-hole course, including clubhouse and an eight-acre driving range that conceivably could be used for housing, is just $800,000, down from $1.8 million before the bankruptcy.  About an hour up the road, at The Cliffs Communities, single-family homes at $800,000 are at the lower end of the market.
    If you are interested, contact Kathy Bissell, VP of Golf Course Sales, at (904) 285-5465 or visit Coldwell Banker's web site.