...And don't go mistaking Paradise
For that home across the road.
--  Bob Dylan,
"The Ballad of Frankie Lee & Judas Priest"


    Who among us would not want to live in Paradise?  For me, it would be a 3,000 square foot home on a nicely wooded acre with water and golf course view, walking distance to the clubhouse, interesting neighbors who respect our privacy and don't gussy up their lawns with funny looking doodads, 20 minutes to a big shopping mall (not for me, mind you), 10 minutes to a supermarket (for me), a golf course (or two) that will be as much fun to play as my skills diminish as it is today, and a Homeowner's Association that manages the community's finances so well that owners would rarely suffer any annual dues increases.
    Okay, it may be too much to ask, but you can get closer to Paradise if you avoid making certain mistakes before you buy.  I have talked with people who are happy with the choices they made, and to others who admit a few years later that they chose unwisely.  Some of them have even borne the expense of moving a second time because that first home did not fill the bill.  As a public service, I will offer here in the coming weeks some

An hour trip for a good meal may not seem like a big deal, but an hour back after a couple of glasses of wine might.

advice you should consider in order to avoid, to quote the poet yet once again, "getting stuck inside of Mobile with the Memphis blues again."  
    We start with Mistaken Assumption #1:  An hour away from culture and entertainment and restaurants is close enough.
    After a life of raising children and doing the soccer mom and dad thing, working and commuting up to 10 hours a day or more, many of us are just ready to chill in retirement.  And that means a quiet place in a community far removed from the traffic and pollution of a city.  But how far is too far?  One hour might seem an appropriate trade off.  Our own second home in Pawleys Island is one hour from Charleston, about the most charming, atmospheric city in the south, with great restaurants and other attractions.   We know from the experience that the one hour to Charleston is no big deal...but then there is the hour back.  After a big meal with a glass or two of wine, the return trip seems twice as long as the first leg of the trip.
    Now, for those who want to get away from it all, and stay away, there are some wonderful options, such as Albemarle Plantation in Hertford, NC, 90 minutes from Norfolk; Cooper's Point more than an hour south of Savannah; the Cliffs Communities in rural South Carolina; or the islands of Daufuskie and Bald Head, reached only by ferry and with no cars allowed.  But remember that if you move to a place to be an hour away from culture and entertainment, you are actually two hours or more away - the hour down and the hour back.  
    Be prepared.

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Whether you are well away from civilization, as at Melrose Plantation on Daufuskie Island (above), or at  The Reserve in Litchfield, SC, an hour from Charleston (below), you may be farther than you planned from entertainment and other activities.  Plan wisely.

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Albermarle Plantation in Hertford, NC, is one of dozens of communities represented at LiveSouth.


    I have been besieged with free tickets the last two months.  No, not to the Super Bowl or even a New York Knicks basketball game, which are virtually worthless anyway given that organization's well-documented issues.  The free tickets are coming from communities in the southern U.S. that will be displaying their wares at the LiveSouth Shows coming soon to a few northeast cities.
    I'd be impressed with my pull if I didn't know that all tickets to LiveSouth Shows are free.  At the LiveSouth web site, you can order free tickets or, if you decide to go to a show at the last minute, just ask them to put your name on the list.  And if you wander into the show without having done either, they will let you in.  After all, they are playing a numbers game, the goal of which is to generate traffic.
    They do a nice job.  I've attended a number of LiveSouth Shows and always have a good time chatting with dozens of representatives from the communities and checking out the colorful literature that quickly fills the bag they give you at the front desk.  Dozens of communities are represented, some booths decked out in large, dramatic graphics and others more simply adorned.  LiveSouth's top organizer, Dave Robertson, conducts a few seminars during the weekend, mostly geared at folks just beginning the process of looking for a home south of the Mason-Dixon Line.  The large paperback book you receive at check-in includes useful information about climate, taxes and other criteria about southern cities and towns.
    Some excellent golf course communities are represented at each show, including Mount Vintage (Aiken, SC), The Landings (Savannah), Governors Club (Chapel Hill, NC), and River Landing (Wallace, NC).  Although moving through the aisles is a little like being at a carnival, with folks beckoning you into their booths, the come-ons are friendly and helpful.  Understand, though, that if you furnish your name and address, you can look forward to months of "free" literature and offers to purchase property at special "discount" prices...especially in the current real estate market.
    For the show schedule and other information, visit LiveSouthShows.com.